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"PteroGonzalez" My nominee for funniest post of the year if such a thing exists.

Why is this funny?

MLK JR wasn't fake

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Yeah, well this one time I was in London, and there was a terror attack on the London Bridge, and I stopped the terrorist with a Narwhal tusk.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Barack Obama

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

He backed it up with his brutal left hook. Mohammed Ali talked way more shit

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

Andy Fastow

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury - All of the Trash Talk

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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cannot wait for this rematch

for me?

elon musk - funding secured

obama - saw him live on the campaign trail, needed TP to wipe his mouth after spewing all of that "you can keep your doctor" shit

ancel keys - fat is bad

al gore - hey dumbo, the ozone is straight now, chill the fuck out

conor mcgregor - if it were mathematically possible to divide by zero, he'd have the biggest ratio of shit talked to titles defended

that dude in 3rd grade who said his dad could beat up my dad - too bad my dad got locked up for aggravated assault, shouldn't talk that mess during coach pitch

but the best, the absolute best? some dude who tried to call me poor in college (I am, don't worry) by saying something like "I buy and sell people like you" or some shit. today? he's back office at a bank that actually may not exist in 5 years. nothing against back office, just the entitled brat shit talking makes me lol when I see him on LinkedIn, what a twat.

 

[="thebrofessor"]

that dude in 3rd grade who said his dad could beat up my dad - too bad my dad got locked up for aggravated assault, shouldn't talk that mess during coach pitch[/quote]

I have a third grader and beat the shit out of other Dads regularly. I love fulfilling that prophecy.

[="thebrofessor"] but the best, the absolute best? some dude who tried to call me poor in college (I am, don't worry) by saying something like "I buy and sell people like you" or some shit. today? he's back office at a bank that actually may not exist in 5 years. nothing against back office, just the entitled brat shit talking makes me lol when I see him on LinkedIn, what a twat. [/quote]

Hello Deutsche Bank....

 

Nas against Jay Z on 'Ether' was sick

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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