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GOLLUM: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

SMEAGOL: (with his hands over his ears) Not listening. I'm not listening.

GOLLUM: You're a liar and a thief.

SMEAGOL: (shaking his head) No.

GOLLUM: Murderer.

SMEAGOL: Go away.

...

SMEAGOL: Leave now and never come back!

There is silence and no response from Gollum

SMEAGOL: We told him to go away. And away he goes, precious. (he jumps and leaps about) Gone! Gone! Gone! Smeagol is free!

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.
 

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