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didn't click on it but if it isn't chocolate rain then it isn't the worst.

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blackfinancierdidn't click on it but if it isn't chocolate rain then it isn't the worst.

Tay Zonday is a genius. He's weird as fuck but his lyrics are nothing short of brilliant.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
blackfinancierdidn't click on it but if it isn't chocolate rain then it isn't the worst.

Was my first judgement as well. However, I pressed play and not quickly enough stop after 0:30, it truly is a serious contender to Chocolate Rain.

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blackfinancierdidn't click on it but if it isn't chocolate rain then it isn't the worst.

Was my first judgement as well. However, I pressed play and not quickly enough stop after 0:30, it truly is a serious contender to Chocolate Rain.

It won easily..... song is so bad lol

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Kids these days are just too damn picky. Everyone ate this gem up when it came out in the 80's :

More is good, all is better
 

[quote=Argonaut]Kids these days are just too damn picky. Everyone ate this gem up when it came out in the 80's :

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It's sad how similar the two songs/videos actually are. Of course, the real difference is about 110mm views.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

omg I almost killed myself after 30 seconds of that...

Wall Street leaders now understand that they made a mistake, one born of their innocent and trusting nature. They trusted ordinary Americans to behave more responsibly than they themselves ever would, and these ordinary Americans betrayed their trust.
 

Friday, Friday, which seat can I take............just wow

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine."
 

The fuck?

Sounds like that annoying chick from Friends that Chandler hates.

Not that I would know though.

People tend to think life is a race with other people. They don't realize that every moment they spend sprinting towards the finish line is a moment they lose permanently, and a moment closer to their death.
 

I have a serious question, how do people find this stuff on youtube....

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Cartwrightfireflies by that shit band owl world or whatever...i used to give solid thought to driving my car into an embankment when that came on the radio

This! But that Friday friday crap was bad as well.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
Cartwrightfireflies by that shit band owl world or whatever...i used to give solid thought to driving my car into an embankment when that came on the radio
Second that! Saw the video once, the creeper singer gotta be pedobear's alter ego
More is good, all is better
 
Cartwrightfireflies by that shit band owl world or whatever...i used to give solid thought to driving my car into an embankment when that came on the radio
hahahaha
 

Anybody else update their list of people to take with them to the afterlife?

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I love how the thumbs up or down deal was like 99% thumbs down, apperently we arent the only ones who considered killing our selves while watching that. America has developed a new WMD three cheers for defense research!

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yesterday is thursday

today is friday and tomorrow is saturday

such a genius

The real genius in this is getting people like us to watch it.

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i wonder how much this chick's dad paid to get her a studio recording and have a music video shot....

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
sayandarulai wonder how much this chick's dad paid to get her a studio recording and have a music video shot....

That was my exact thought. It reminded me of something you would see on MTV's Super Sweet 16 where some girl's dad is a record label exec so they have some popular rappers show up at the party and she sings along. Although it looks as if the girl got rather ambition in this instance, lol.

The complexity of her lyrics reminded me of another mind bending song...

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
sayandarulai wonder how much this chick's dad paid to get her a studio recording and have a music video shot....

I was wrong... it was her mother who paid. And it was $2000.

From Wikipedia Article:

"In an interview with The Daily Beast, Black's mother, Georgina Kelly, recalls how a classmate of Black informed her of Ark Music Factory, an LA record label that allowed young singers to gain experience in the industry by recording a track for a small fee.12 Kelly paid Ark Music $2,000 for a package that included a choice of two pre-written songs.12"

LOL this thing is all over the country.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

^ That song reminds me of a shirt I saw when I went skiing. "Pimpacrombie & Bitch We like our hoes young and fresh"

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10 million views later... song still sucks

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From wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_(Rebecca_Black_song)

"After reading the harsh reviews of her song, Black said that "those hurtful comments really shocked me".[29] Ark Music offered to take the video down from YouTube, but Black refused the offer, saying that she did not wish "to give the haters the satisfaction that they got me so bad I gave up".[29]"

In response to criticism over the liberal use of Auto-Tune, Black announced plans to release an acoustic version of the song

Oh God NO!

"Black's mother, Kelly, stated that she was "angry and upset" after Black was brought to tears by comments such as "I hope you go cut Yourself and die." However Black said that she soon got over such comments. She also went on to make a on-camera request for her idol Justin Bieber to perform a duet with her."

If Bieber wants to commit career suicide that is, Usher won't be having that

 

So I looked up the chocolate rain - why are people hating? The music on it sucks, but the guy actually has a really good voice and the lyrics are pretty deep. I can think of many songs a lot more annoying than that. Granted Friday girl is the top contender, with Fireflies pedobear next, but then it's a toss-up for any of the Taylor swift songs

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ArgonautSo I looked up the chocolate rain - why are people hating? The music on it sucks, but the guy actually has a really good voice and the lyrics are pretty deep. I can think of many songs a lot more annoying than that. Granted Friday girl is the top contender, with Fireflies pedobear next, but then it's a toss-up for any of the Taylor swift songs

The music is just so bad if you read the lyrics its alright and his voice is pretty unique....

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I'll blast this on the trading floor occasionally.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

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