ended up seeing it, and damn I was really underwhelmed, but I guess that was to be expected. The trailer was much much better than the movie itself.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

I made it 4min, which I feel was generous. I fast forwarded and the ninja scenes were a joke. Acting super cringe. I saw no dinosaur. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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I made it 4min, which I feel was generous. I fast forwarded and the ninja scenes were a joke. Acting super cringe. I saw no dinosaur. 

I said best WORST movie. Not some ironic diamond in the rough like Tucker & Dale vs Evil or Demolition Man or what lead to the glory of Army of Darkness. But I hear ya.

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I made it 4min, which I feel was generous. I fast forwarded and the ninja scenes were a joke. Acting super cringe. I saw no dinosaur. 

I said best WORST movie. Not some ironic diamond in the rough like Tucker & Dale vs Evil or Demolition Man or what lead to the glory of Army of Darkness.

Army of Darkness was good. I saw it when it came out on video.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Would it not be Roadhouse? A man literally cleans up a town by kicking people. 

WESLEEEEYYYYYY!!!

Seriously, watch the Rifftrax version if you can. Beyond awesome. Won't spoiler it because I might lose my voice in the process. If you've seen it, you get it.

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Remember, always be kind-hearted.
 

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"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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