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Oh wow... That's disgusting. I used to smoke and quit for my own health, and each to his own that does smoke, but at 18 months old?!

 

Looks like a crime lord in training

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
Gekko21Looks like a crime lord in training

He'll be dead from obesity and lung cancer long before then.

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Victor252Children smoking is relatively safe compared to other past time in so-called developed countries.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/310026/june-02-2…

SPOILER ALERT: It's a guy getting an emergency trachectomy perfomed by an angry bull. And that's healthcare in Spain. Still less painful than the inevitable bureacracies of Obamacare.

Not much of a Colbert fan, but that was really funny.

 

That kid is going to grow up to be an Olympic swimming champion.

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