TOBINCO's unlucky boys

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Updates: - PennState is banned from TobinCo. Unlucky chaps. Also I would pass her and her daughter to bang that crazy Japanese chick who sings the "Pon Pon" song.

Also, this gem: https://twitter.com/JustineTobin/status/846446298…

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Sure, many past analysts joined the armed forces just to escape Justine Tobin

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Haha, this cracked me up. She caught you yet Sil? Call your employer yet? Lol

Should we start over again?

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Pretty infamous for having an unpaid "analyst" program

http://tobinandco.com/careers/

Notable points: "We expect each analyst to balance her full-time work experience at Tobin & Co. with an ongoing search for paid employment. Although the Analyst Program is unpaid, past analysts have found it to be a worthwhile investment of their time and energy. Each analyst has gone on to be hired outside the company, a point of pride for our program."

" Due to the time requirements of the program, analysts typically join the program post-graduation or while taking classes part-time."

Plus, check out the exit opps

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

Patience kinsman. The promised land (rather, season) will be delivered unto us. Winter will come!

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

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