Came across this on the Internet, so decided to share:
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Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.
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An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
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A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."
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What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100m, that's the bank's problem.
Happy Fourth of July!
I feel like you're the buzzfeed of WSO. I can't wait till next week when we get "10 excel shortcuts that will totally get you home before 2am. Tell #6 to a girl at 1Oak and she'll totally suck you off in the uber!"
Cool idea on "excel shortcuts!" To be continued...
I'd much rather hear whatever #6 is
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