Top Five Banker Jokes To Read When You Don't Have Anything Else To Do With Your Life

Came across this on the Internet, so decided to share:

  1. Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.

  2. An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.

  3. A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."

  4. What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.

  5. If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100m, that's the bank's problem.

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