Came across this on the Internet, so decided to share:
Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.
An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."
What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100m, that's the bank's problem.
Happy Fourth of July!
I feel like you're the buzzfeed of WSO. I can't wait till next week when we get "10 excel shortcuts that will totally get you home before 2am. Tell #6 to a girl at 1Oak and she'll totally suck you off in the uber!"
Cool idea on "excel shortcuts!" To be continued...
I'd much rather hear whatever #6 is
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