Wearing an ass bra to interviews?

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/this_ass_b…

Is it worth wearing under my suit pants for the extra shape it gives me? Will the illusion of having perfectly sculpted ass cheeks help set me apart from my competition?

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Why not get some padding to make your pussy stand out more while your at it.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
mfoste1yes and you should do some ass beer/liquor bongs before the interview

lol @ heister

Wouldn't butt chugging liquor kill you? I feel like that would seriously hurt your chances of getting a second round. From what I've heard, corpses are considered a semi-target at best.

 

I looked quick at your user name and thought it said rawdog23

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

I've seen a friend bong EC, it was so depressing, vomited 3 seconds after and had to be taken to the hospital

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
reddog23 mfoste1:

yes and you should do some ass beer/liquor bongs before the interview

lol @ heister

Wouldn't butt chugging liquor kill you?
I feel like that would seriously hurt your chances of getting a second round.
From what I've heard, corpses are considered a semi-target at best.

I don't think you know what a target is.

And butt chugging liquor can kill you, but it won't necessarily. I've been in AA meetings (judge made me yo) where dudes talked about doing that when they couldn't get mouth drunk anymore.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
NYCbandar

Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?

sorta

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
frank_reynolds NYCbandar:

Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?

No, here's the real question - what were you searching for that brought you to a two year old thread on ass bras?

Touché

 
frank_reynolds NYCbandar:

Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?

No, here's the real question - what were you searching for that brought you to a two year old thread on ass bras?

hahah

 

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