What are you doing for NYE

I’m at a house party. Had plans with the ex to attend and well I broke up with her on Monday but here we are. Already have some Tinder going since then so life is good. Rolling blunts, joints, white claws, and lots of food. Chicken, sausage, mussels, oysters. Kind of weird hanging out with the ex but she still wants to be friends. She asked me last night if we could hookup but have to cut her off and make a clean break. I guess friends is ok - she is behaving so far tonight but later could be all drama. Happy new year!!!🎊🎆🎈 haha lezzzz go—-

 
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Spending NYE in Paris, France tonight. Kind of a bummer, celebrations were canceled due to COVID and the train back to the hotel was a bit intimidating as I was surrounding by 6”4 people that do not look like me and were yelling, spitting, smoking and peeing in the subway.

What else can you expect when you have a massive immigration crisis that is ignored which leads to crime, poverty and overall insecurity.

I should better cut myself off before I start going off on a rant.

Happy New Years everyone !

 

Going out clubbing in midtown/hell's kitchen, hoping to bring home somebody hot and at least a decade younger than me.  I'm going to have to take a different route because I normally take the 1, but need to avoid the sh!tshow that is Times Square tonight.  Figuring out how to get home will probably be interesting since I expect Ubers to cost 2-3X normal, and the subway will be.... Well, let's not go there.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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ill see u soon lad 

As long as you're a good looking early or mid 20s blonde twink with a waist size of 32" or smaller willing to bottom I'll look for you at Industry.  (If you're good looking enough I'll compromise on the hair color)

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
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I plan to bang in the New Year on WSO.  I'm going to look for the most prestigious post of 21 and then rank the tiers of posts that didn't make the cut.

 

I’m sick as well. Popped negative for rona so probably just a cold. Either way just stayed in with my wife with some hot chocolate and wine. 

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

So what happened kiddo? Did you get arrested and get TKOed in jail again?

 

It was a pretty mellow night. My ex didn’t cause too much drama and behaved. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Lie to us man. We live vicariously through you.

You should have said she broke a nail on your eyelid after she punted you in the nuts. Then you found a lonely tourist lost in Manhattan and got some chicken and waffles at 3:30 am…

 

Probably in the next 10 years 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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