What do I need to do so my next life I am reincarnated as the next Buffett or Ken Griffin?

How much do I need to donate to poor people so I can build all the right karma so my next life I can dominate the finance industry and be an uber billionaire like Buffett or Ken Griffin, both in the right family, get all the luck in the world, born in the right time period where I can experience the biggest bull market, etc...? 

Would love to experience being a billionaire and king of finance in my next life, and deceptively claim on social media that "I worked hard for it."

How do I get the universe on my side? 

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trying_my_best

Sell all your possessions and donate all that to the poor. Quit your job and become a monk. Then we'll keep brainstorming

Almost right. It is “give away” all your possessions.

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