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Any pizza without pineapple. They say there's no such thing as bad pizza, just degrees of goodness. That's a lie. Pizza with pineapple is garbage. 

 

Pepperoni would be my bet.

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C.R.E. Shervin

The first two sentences were correct, After that it just took a turn to what the hell...? Alfredo sauce pizza?

hahaha

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Pepperoni master race!!!

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I like how they said "why" as if pepperoni is the only proper choice. And they're right.

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Italy doesn’t even put pepperoni on pizza. In fact “pepperoni” to them means pepper 🌶. I learned this the hard way. But pepperoni pizza is straight American

 
RedWhiteAndWho

Italy doesn't even put pepperoni on pizza. In fact "pepperoni" to them means pepper 🌶. I learned this the hard way. But pepperoni pizza is straight American

America has modified the cuisines of many countries like Italy and China. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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