What is the worst thing you can say to a coworker?

I want to hear what you think is the worst thing you can say to a coworker. I want to hear what goes through your mind when you're working and you can hear your coworkers yelling across the office.
I want to hear every comeback you wish you could say to your coworker or boss, but you realize you enjoy not being jobless.
I want to see that savage side of wso we all love. Lets hear it!

 

You’re fucking garbage and I don’t hate you – I pity you. You were born with shit genetics to parents who probably should have aborted you. You were raised on corn and candy like a fucking prize pig and you look the part. You have no capacity for independent thought or ability to see the bigger picture. Your life has been a series of failures. You think employment here is your crowning achievement. You’re twice my age and we make the same money. And that’s just W-2 money. Which is the only money you’ll ever get. You’re quite literally a tool. Society would be better off without you on one hand. But on the other, we need cogs in this machine. So your existence is neutral at best. Most people want their kids to live a better life than them. Unfortunately, yours won’t.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

After he fucked up the simplest of assignments and unsuccessfully tried to blame my explanation for it, I told a former intern to reconsider his career choice if he thought his "dumb ass self" was going to outsmart anyone. True to form, he graduated the next year and went to law school.

in it 2 win it
 

Not really, he was just a fucking idiot. If my words served to deter him in any way, I'd consider it to have been a privilege and an honor to have communicated what I did.

in it 2 win it
 
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