Whats good WSO, as part of my summer internship JPM gave me the opportunity to ask Mr Dimon himself a question, if it is good enough. So good infact that I will address him directly to ask it. Highest rated comment Ill submit to them. Nothing that would get be kicked out of course, be gentlemen about it
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How many times do you jerk off a day?
follow up with "those are rookie numbers"
I myself, I jerk off, at least twice a day. One time when I wake up, one time after lunch.
Does he support the troops
Go back to the transcript to refine, but I would ask:
In 1Q23 earnings you have mentioned that you forecasted deposits to start returning by EOY. Given the latest macroeconomic (Jobs) and government factors (Debt ceiling), are you refining that forecast or do you think it still holds true?
this would be considered a material disclosure / forecast for the company so don't think it would get picked
How often did he party with Epstein?
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Do you mean some sort of pre-internship questionnaire where you can "ask" a question to the CEO? ... 💀
Dude they are not read of passed on, what do you think this is?
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Definitely ask him what he liked the most about Epstein
Are you going to attend the Chicago potluck?
Mr Dimon, Patek Philippe or Audemars Piguet?
lana rhoades or mia khalifa
"Do you get raging erections thinking about the sheer number of your former bootlickers that left your bosom to become CEO's elsewhere?"
Did you and Goldman make a margin call to hand over $5 million in swaps that reached full maturity with FICO scores falling nationwide to lehman brothers knowing it would result in their collapse in 2008?
Mr. Dimon, do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
Elite username
Dimon's POV when question gets asked:
ask him who he thinks will win Succession
but we find out on monday anyway
Did you develop most as a leader and CEO during times of robust economic expansion or during challenging periods of economic contraction
Why phaseout First Republic Bank’s brand?
What should be the limit for FDIC insured accounts?
If he ever gets FOMO…
If you know you know where that joke is from ;)
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