What to do about aging after marriage?
What to do, aside from calling Sabrina? Also, how should one deal with the fact that men (on average) age better than women? Given my dedication to beautification I should age much better than average. In any event, is divorce an ethical option?
For anyone stupid enough to ask this is I would recommend a blow-up doll.
I'll take that as a yes.
Stupidest question ever... You're asking how to avoid something which is biologically unavoidable? Either put up with it or don't get married.
So, you think that divorce is unethical? We need a euphemism for divorce. How about unmerger, divestiture, LBO, Spin-off, carve-out, or dissolving a merger.
1) Hope you're rich
2) Wait until you're 35-40 and then marry a girl 10-15 years younger than you
Good answer.
Why get married? Its easier to just have 18 year old girl friends.
Can you do that in you 70s and 80s?
You said you aged well, so you should be all set.
If you have enough money. Also 18 year olds are cheaper than 25 year olds, because they know less about expensive things.
Lots of options:
- Don't get married.
- Married plus girlfriend(s) on the side
- Prostitutes
- Get married and live with it (you're probably not the catch you think you are)
- Become Mormon and get a new wife every 5 years (and keep the old ones)
1 is probably your best bet right now.The second post on the left below explains the down side of polygamy. It's just not worth it.
@"DickFuld", Didn't you say that you were or are married?
In car terms, looks like you'll be taking the lease option...buying causes rapid depreciation the moment you take it off the lot.
I know this is anonymous, but a lot of shallow people on this site. And who's Sabrina?
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Do society a favor OP and whatever you decide, don't reproduce.
I'm way too hedonistic to believe in procreation.
"Given my dedication to beautification I should age much better than average."
OP, with all the time you spend waxing and trimming your pubic hair you won't be able to find a woman as interested in you as you are yourself--so don't worry about marriage because it won't happen!
I waxing is for girls. I only trim.
I did it once completely. 2 hours of utter pain, $120 dollars, and lots of ingrown hairs that looked lke herpes.
God you're so stupid.Almost seems like trolling.
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