What to do about aging after marriage?

What to do, aside from calling Sabrina? Also, how should one deal with the fact that men (on average) age better than women? Given my dedication to beautification I should age much better than average. In any event, is divorce an ethical option?

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Stupidest question ever... You're asking how to avoid something which is biologically unavoidable? Either put up with it or don't get married.

So, you think that divorce is unethical? We need a euphemism for divorce. How about unmerger, divestiture, LBO, Spin-off, carve-out, or dissolving a merger.

 

1) Hope you're rich

2) Wait until you're 35-40 and then marry a girl 10-15 years younger than you

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Why get married? Its easier to just have 18 year old girl friends.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

You said you aged well, so you should be all set.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

If you have enough money. Also 18 year olds are cheaper than 25 year olds, because they know less about expensive things.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Lots of options:

  1. Don't get married.
  2. Married plus girlfriend(s) on the side
  3. Prostitutes
  4. Get married and live with it (you're probably not the catch you think you are)
  5. Become Mormon and get a new wife every 5 years (and keep the old ones)
1 is probably your best bet right now.
 
DickFuld

Lots of options:

1. Don't get married.
2. Married plus girlfriend(s) on the side
3. Prostitutes
4. Get married and live with it (you're probably not the catch you think you are)
5. Become Mormon and get a new wife every 5 years (and keep the old ones)

#1 is probably your best bet right now.

@"DickFuld", Didn't you say that you were or are married?

 
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Bateman Begins DickFuld:

Lots of options:

1. Don't get married.
2. Married plus girlfriend(s) on the side
3. Prostitutes
4. Get married and live with it (you're probably not the catch you think you are)
5. Become Mormon and get a new wife every 5 years (and keep the old ones)

#1 is probably your best bet right now.

@DickFuld, Didn't you say that you were or are married?

Yes, I went with #4, as most people should.
 

Do society a favor OP and whatever you decide, don't reproduce.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 
ishouldbstudying

"Given my dedication to beautification I should age much better than average."

OP, with all the time you spend waxing and trimming your pubic hair you won't be able to find a woman as interested in you as you are yourself--so don't worry about marriage because it won't happen!

I waxing is for girls. I only trim.

 

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