What to do to my poor, unsuspecting analyst

Perhaps he is expecting...

I, a diehard Cards fan (username checks out), will be trudging to work tomorrow with the bleakest of outlooks: baseball season is over and another New England winter is approaching.

One of My two analysts will trudge into the office tomorrow tasting the sweet, sweet nectar of an NL pennant.

He rubbed in the 3-0 lead earlier today; what fresh hell should I place on his desk in the AM?

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