I mean I can think of numerous outrageous reasons, but it just depends on how far you're willing to go. E.g. You have COVID, Family Member is sick/COVID and need to care for them. These are pretty bad lies and probably won't give you good Karma lol. If you're international it may be a bit easier and you can say the cost of flights, lost passport etc.

 

Agoraphobia 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Not that I necessarily endorse this course of conduct, but you could think about Student Disability Services, where you claim that appearing in-person for a test would cause some sort of attention deficit. You may end up getting put in a room on your own rather than totally getting out of it. As far as good reasons not to be in-person:

1. Ill/bedfast (might require a professional’s note)

2. In different country or Previously scheduled job interview

3. Major surgical procedure (would require forgeries or accomplices)

4. Or my favorite, previously scheduled death of a grandparent ;)

 
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I'm a freshmen fuck bro

You’re a Siamese twin? Why do you refer yourself as a plural fuck bro? You mean you’re a freshman fuckboi?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Bro my brother in the hospital but I don’t know if that’s gonna fly since my parents okay

 

You provided zero information in your post.  Simply email the dean and say that.  Schools have proctored exams for this exact reason.

 
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I remember a month ago bitching about not getting into selective financial clubs. . But I got into the most selective investment fund/finance club at my school . However, I feel very lonely my inability to get a girl has truly been fucking me mentally a lot. Many Of my friends have mad sex while I do nothing. I realized I’m only good at being a grinder and I just don’t know how to get a girl let alone talk to one. I never had any friends before that were girls before. I try drinking and talking to girls yet still no success. Should I just give up and focus on the wall street grind. How does one not become a hardo whole not getting girls it shows you aren’t a personable person .

 

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