I am at home and I don’t wanna go back to campus to take my 1 exam . My dean said they don’t normally do this so I need a valid reason anyone have any good suggestions ?
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I mean I can think of numerous outrageous reasons, but it just depends on how far you're willing to go. E.g. You have COVID, Family Member is sick/COVID and need to care for them. These are pretty bad lies and probably won't give you good Karma lol. If you're international it may be a bit easier and you can say the cost of flights, lost passport etc.
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Not that I necessarily endorse this course of conduct, but you could think about Student Disability Services, where you claim that appearing in-person for a test would cause some sort of attention deficit. You may end up getting put in a room on your own rather than totally getting out of it. As far as good reasons not to be in-person:
1. Ill/bedfast (might require a professional’s note)
2. In different country or Previously scheduled job interview
3. Major surgical procedure (would require forgeries or accomplices)
4. Or my favorite, previously scheduled death of a grandparent ;)
I’m a freshmen fuck bro
You’re a Siamese twin? Why do you refer yourself as a plural fuck bro? You mean you’re a freshman fuckboi?
Perhaps I’m being dense, but I don’t get how that is pertinent here. Cheers
Most reputable firms have at minimum a hybrid work model now. Get used to being in person.
Quit being a bitch and just go take the damn exam on campus.
Bro my brother in the hospital but I don’t know if that’s gonna fly since my parents okay
You provided zero information in your post. Simply email the dean and say that. Schools have proctored exams for this exact reason.
I don't get the hate, university is a scam.
It's no crime to steal from a thief
So you already tried, went to the dean, they said no, and you're now going to invent a fake death?
Just go take the final dude
I didn’t take it bitch
I remember a month ago bitching about not getting into selective financial clubs. . But I got into the most selective investment fund/finance club at my school . However, I feel very lonely my inability to get a girl has truly been fucking me mentally a lot. Many Of my friends have mad sex while I do nothing. I realized I’m only good at being a grinder and I just don’t know how to get a girl let alone talk to one. I never had any friends before that were girls before. I try drinking and talking to girls yet still no success. Should I just give up and focus on the wall street grind. How does one not become a hardo whole not getting girls it shows you aren’t a personable person .
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