Where are the good girls?

Serious question. Where are all the girls who are dateable/ wife material? I go on dating apps and 90% of the profiles have things like “I’ll outsmoke you” or some weird comment like that in their bio

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Pro-tip: go out and actually do something social where, god forbid, you might meet someone that's already into the same thing you are. Dating apps are just for grab and smash nights instead of racking up a bar tab first while waiting for last call. Alright, I'm going to go yell at some clouds now and moan about "the good old days".

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What type of social activity? A party girl is not what I'm looking for. A park? How do you not seem creepy approaching a girl by herself at the park? The grocery store? All married women

 
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