Why do I have silver bananas?

For some reason I got an email from Patrick about "silver bananas". I don't care for any of it but supposedly it is suspicious. This is quite ridiculous since I could give a rat's ass about virtual "bananas". I assume from reading my past posts that some retard is following me around and giving me positive reviews.

While I thank you for your support, I personally don't even believe I deserve them. I just speak the truth and hate on people and use this forum for entertainment. Therefore I welcome any mod to remove all my bananas or return it to the users who had sadly actually spent money buying that crap.

And if you support me, please keep it to yourself. I don't use this forum to help new users, its moreso for my own selfish reasons and I love hating on noobs.

Carry on please.

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It's suspicious because you're an unhelpful chauvinist tard.

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PiperJaffrayChiangIt's suspicious because you're an unhelpful chauvinist tard.
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I fully support removing all my bananas, including ones I had before. It's quite annoying as I am receiving almost 1 PM a day from random kids who keep asking me questions about what offer they should take or what BB group they should pick. As far as the bananas, I never even noticed until jhorratio PM'd me asking me why I had so much.

PJC: As a troll whose sole goal is to seek attention, don't be mad I've gained such a strong following and have a much larger presence on this board by just being myself without such a catchy username (very well done by the way).

Marcus: Are you a mod? Feel free to do the honors. Aren't you a lawyer at GS or something?

 
1styearBankerI fully support removing all my bananas, including ones I had before. It's quite annoying as I am receiving almost 1 PM a day from random kids who keep asking me questions about what offer they should take or what BB group they should pick. As far as the bananas, I never even noticed until jhorratio PM'd me asking me why I had so much.

PJC: As a troll whose sole goal is to seek attention, don't be mad I've gained such a strong following and have a much larger presence on this board by just being myself without such a catchy username (very well done by the way).

Marcus: Are you a mod? Feel free to do the honors. Aren't you a lawyer at GS or something?

if you're giving the bananas away, i'll take them off your hands.

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I don't know, I enjoy your posts. I have given you a couple bananas because I think your comments are hilarious at times. I could see if someone was creating a bunch of fake accounts to artificially inflate your count being bad, but if people are giving bananas what is the big deal.

 

Whats funny is, this is taken from your profile:

Silver Bananas awarded to this user 172

However, looking at the Silver Banana Leaders at the right, you dont show up, even though the person @ the top (CompBanker) only has 102 silver bananas.

 

Whats funny is, this is taken from your profile:

Silver Bananas awarded to this user 172

However, looking at the Silver Banana Leaders at the right, you dont show up, even though the person @ the top (CompBanker) only has 102 silver bananas.

 
1styearBankerThank you I much rather prefer it this way. People are still PMing me questions however, which unless the question relates to me and how awesome I am, please limit them as best you can.

glad we could help...whether it is you or someone else trying to abuse the system, unfortunately you/they just wasted $20.

Either way, thank you for helping us improve the system...always interesting to see how sad some people are. Who would actually spend the time to give you 100+ silver bananas over a 2 day period? Someone really needs to get outside.

-Patrick

 

No problem, and trust me, if I were to ever buy bananas I would use them on the idiots on this site rather than improve my own account, which seems like a retarded idea altogether. The day you know I whipped out my wallet is the day people like Senorita, buttercup and h.e.pennywhatever end up with -1000 in monkey shit.

PS: whoever blew 20 bucks on me, job opportunity for you there (hint hint).

 

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