Why do you douchebags clown on hardos?

Hardos are the best bankers I've ever seen. Went to target schools, stay until like 4am, goes crazy with coke and addy at functions, etc.

No idea why you guys are jealous of a top bucket kid in yyour analyst class who went to Oxbridge/WYD/LSE while you were stuck in Stanford at Palo Alto wishing you never heard of FAAMG and went to a school with hotter girls.

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