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coffeebatemanI'll sell you my feces for $10

thats gotta be one of the best replies of all time.

and FWIW, he could just want to read it, no harm in that, its not like you guys didnt use other text for your essays

 

If your intent is something other than blatant plagiarism of other people's work you should probably make that clear...

 

The idea is not to re-copy it, as you imagine my school uses the latest anti-plagiarism applications available. It's a question of inspiration, and at most taking a few quotations here and there, thats why I am looking to buy 2-3 for of them.

 

$200. Drop a black duffel bag w/ the money at the JFK airport if you're interested. Gate 12, trash can. Noon. Any odd numbered day of the month.

 

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