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coffeebateman:
I'll sell you my feces for $10

thats gotta be one of the best replies of all time.

and FWIW, he could just want to read it, no harm in that, its not like you guys didnt use other text for your essays

 

The idea is not to re-copy it, as you imagine my school uses the latest anti-plagiarism applications available. It's a question of inspiration, and at most taking a few quotations here and there, thats why I am looking to buy 2-3 for of them.

 

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