Would you first-bump/dap up your VP
This is assuming you're a 1st year analyst. Just wondering if it comes off as unprofessional or anything like that.
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I got the fraternity handshake with the MD but can't do it over zoom
Please dap up your VP and if it's a girl grab her ass, but if it's a dude then ball tap him.
My SMD? No, though happy hour and maybe going a bit overboard on food costs is fine. My old SVP? Joked that he was making a bad call putting the metal card in the bag for credit card roulette after having drinks, (I was right) but still wouldn't.
Have I ever got shitfaced with him and told him about my embarassing lays in college? If not, these hands stay professional and only fist bump the wall in rage when Excel crashes again.
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