WSO Caption Contest - March 13th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

fearless2 Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday

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Do you know what recidivism is Randy? That's when people go back to jail over and over and over. I think we got a couple of A-1, class act recidivists up there.

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"Hey, check out my man-purse little girl. I got tampons and everything."

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 

She's good to go [gives Skeeter a fistbump]. So...my dad's totally rich, we own this dealership, and, uh, what sorority are you in?

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we had a big issue with our former t-shirt distributor. we have a new one now (finally) and all should be running smoothly. sorry you had the delay. email ivy again to remind her if you haven't already

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