WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
is that Fear The Bulge ?
Couldn't be, no https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-i-taught-some-kid-a-lesson</a">prada wingtips to get scuffed.
winner! we'll get you a t-shirt soon :-)
State Street installed this statue to bring awareness to the blatant lack of diversity on Wall Street, interns may now wear either a Windsor or a Four in Hand.
No word yet from the buyside but investors say the move typifies the feckless arrogance of being too big to fail.
"Tear up her picture? I'm gonna tear up the fucking dance floor, dude. Check it out."
Do you know what recidivism is Randy? That's when people go back to jail over and over and over. I think we got a couple of A-1, class act recidivists up there.
Finally, someone in his league!
"Next, the douchebag starts his mating dance."
"@takenotes08" on his date with his co-worker."
LOL ! Made me burst out laughing
Don't come to the US if you can't handle the freedom.
let me bang bro
She can't say no when she doesn't speak
The actual person behind the DickFuld account
"Bro, check this out! I'll be Valeant and this statue will be Bill Ackman. We'll use it as my new Tinder pic-- Hold my beer!"
60% of the time, it works every time
He found Waldo
"Hey, check out my man-purse little girl. I got tampons and everything."
It ain't rape if it's a statue.
"Lemme smash...please." "No Ron. Go find Becky."
Ok I lol'd hard
lemme smaysh
make america great again
Pay her, but keep your pants on; she's only owed 79%.
She's good to go [gives Skeeter a fistbump]. So...my dad's totally rich, we own this dealership, and, uh, what sorority are you in?
"I'm Tone Housing, bro"
BS - I was offered a free t-shirt. Emailed Ivy, it's been 4 months now and have not received.
we had a big issue with our former t-shirt distributor. we have a new one now (finally) and all should be running smoothly. sorry you had the delay. email ivy again to remind her if you haven't already
"Good Samaritan protects helpess girl from charging bull"
"Fearless hero challenges bronze woman standing in way of bull market"
"Devoted feminist protests offensive symbol of patriarchy which portrays all women in finance as helpless little girls about to be trampled by harsh realities of Wall Street"
(no one said I couldn't enter more than one caption in the contest)
Bros over hoes. He's breaking the cardinal rule with the flowers and man bag, so I bet he's just looking for some redemption.
I want to work for the Goldman Sachs
"I'm all for gender diversity and equality"
With all the cocaine this guy did tonight, she's gonna be the only thing HARD when they get down.
Quos incidunt quia eligendi. Sequi nisi voluptas et. Odio quidem aut itaque veniam voluptates ipsum. Sint porro sint praesentium expedita. Cumque pariatur et a illo. Doloremque voluptates quo aliquam sint et suscipit.
In quia deleniti doloremque soluta ipsum repellat. Ducimus nostrum dignissimos qui eligendi facilis eum eos. Dolorum impedit velit numquam perferendis officia sed qui. Et facilis distinctio sed sed. Aut est corporis dolorem qui sed excepturi eveniet. Delectus quod officia quidem minus qui quasi amet. Ea qui velit est animi iusto vel debitis.
Odit eos qui molestias autem at. Neque explicabo ut ipsa voluptatibus tempore.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...
Doloremque corporis autem et ratione. Quo eum in quae et voluptatem quo accusantium. Ut error in doloremque ratione dolores molestias. Harum necessitatibus qui consequuntur illo est vitae molestiae.
Repudiandae adipisci eaque omnis provident aut ratione harum unde. Iusto qui voluptatum quae sit occaecati. Veritatis ut delectus explicabo enim et exercitationem deserunt. Quia unde atque esse voluptatem enim numquam. Impedit quas aut autem sit architecto explicabo sapiente.
Id repudiandae optio est nostrum aut ut. Et perferendis quo facere repudiandae placeat vel neque.