WSO Caption Contest - Sept 10.. Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!


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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday

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Randyt2010

Finance is life #networking #futuremillionaire #wolfofwallst #stacks

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[quote=mbavsmfin]I don't wear watches bro. Because it's always MBA BALLER time! [/quote]
 

When can we begin to automate analysts so we don't have to do this every year?

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

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