WSO Caption Contest - Sept 10.. Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt
You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
"Periwinkle?!?!...well that's an auto ding."
"Let's just give an offer to whoever doesn't aggravate the hangover the most."
Finance is life #networking #futuremillionaire #wolfofwallst #stacks
With all my heart, fuck you.
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When can we begin to automate analysts so we don't have to do this every year?
"We should have went to the Buy Side"
How the fuck did we get stuck doing OCR again?
"Got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes."
"wall sits. last one standing gets an interview."
"Lots of white space on those resumes"
Which one of you kids formatted the floor tiling? Whoever you are, you can go. It sucks.
"Wait, so you're telling me this isn't the Office for Civil Rights? I don't want a job, give me welfare!"
"Somebody, please take my wife..."
Typo on resume? Dinged. AND we're throwing poo at you.
Patrick and Andy interviewing SEO interns on WSO superday.
Red tie: Why are these guys not wearing any shoes? Yellow tie: They probably forgot to ask about it on WSO.
"And I thought the promotion to VP last week would be a lifestyle improvement...now I have more monkeys to manage"
White shirt to blue shirt: Look at that lump on your head.
ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah
"What's with all these chimps applying?" "The gorillas at the top have a new 'diversification/equal opportunity program' to make OWS libs happy."
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