WSO Caption Contest - September 8th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt
WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
"The Book of Graham"
Goldman or Google....Goldman or Google
the kid got some large shoulders really, he should be thinking about american football
Billy then turned off the Bernie Sanders monologue and stopped assigning moralistic values to his career options.
How liberals see their career options
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven
Luckily Steve's years at Wharton cured him of his startup ambitions.
congrats you're the winner! ill send you a link with the shirt over pm
but the truth is the roles should be inversed? i mean startups now is a lot of overpriced stuff and sometimes meaningless stuff? it's a rip-off simply
Looking straight ahead is the only option.
"we have ping pong, they have Dingdong, easy choice"
How did you get my handsome devil of a picture in that cartoon?
Dreams V Cash. The dichotomy of where to sell your dignity.
shoulder routine?
"Is Bernie going to get Trumped?"
As he felt the weight of two divine creatures on his shoulders, Jeff realized that he was wrong about being an agnostic.
Popeye's chicken is f*in' awesome!
The cover for Dan Brown's newest sequel, "Angels and Dimons."
Brah, the only traps he's got are his career.
"Do I actually have any original ideas, or should I just stick to being able to pay my bills? Decisions, decsions"
The Three Stooges
This desk isn't wide enough
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