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Done.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

There should be an event at rutgers or penn state for all the trolls on this board. They'd have no problem making the 4 oclock happy hour 25cent keystone light specials.

 

How is dukeofduke back

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D MHow is dukeofduke back
Just wondering the same thing. And why is he trolling on the first post??

Way to violate probation dude......

Get busy living
 
oldmansacksJune 7th is my 21st bday...too bad i wont be in NY.

Happy Birthday :)

Out the window of my jet... U C LA like a bruin!
 

I'll be there on the condition someone gives me an id...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

I'd let you borrow mine, but, well, they might notice you're not white

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Time for someone to host drinks in London O.o.

Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards. - Tacitus Dr. Nick Riviera: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court!
 
Edmundo Braverman
El_MonoTime for someone to host drinks in London O.o.

I'm ready to put one together in Paris if we've got enough buy-in.

Literally just realized I totally owe you a drink + explanation for why I was out of touch when I was there.
I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Thats the beauty of partying with non-targets, they know the party doesnt end at 10...

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I would come but I have a kick ball game and its quite the drive to NYC from here.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

There better be strippers

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Of course there will be strippers (and Spitzer-level hookers), this is WSO man

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D MOf course there will be strippers (and Spitzer-level hookers), this is WSO man

Considering most of you are still in college, we are actually going to have Spitzer's hookers....they were selling at a discount to non-Spitzified hookers and we got them on the cheap (they were practically distressed assets).

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

See, real businessmen find the best deals, props G

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
JMuIn town for an interview. Might drop by. How are we doing this? Just walk in and ask for the WSO party? :)
I'm not even going to be there but please get someone's number and text them. Don't ask for the internet forum party...
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
she_monkeyHappytrail: "what? You don't. Know about the website?
Yep, I said this to someone. How was I supposed to know I could bring friends?

Next time.....

Get busy living
 

Great times last night, ladies and gentlemen! Props to shorttheworld for initiating, and hope to see everyone again soon!

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

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