You boys want to have a pool at my expense?

Ok boys, i have decided to grow a stache. If you guys want to have a pool, regarding this I will support it with pictures on my @shitWSOsays twitter. I dont want any cut of the action or anything like that so if you guys want to do this its up to you. Just let me know.

I was thinking bets along the lines of. How many days untill my MD yells at me? Will Heister get fired? Will the ladies approve?

What ever you guys want to do im down for it.

Will a mod front page this? I know there are people who love to bet on WSO.

 
M Friedman:
I think we need more details like:

Will you keep it neat? Do you have a particular stash style in mind? Is your MD a prick?

Although, the lack of details could make it more fun

Heres a fun little nugget, my stache is 3 different colors, naturally.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
GentlemanJack:
I'll take the "How long until I'm ghey?" prop. The over/under is 3 days - the UNDER is solid . . .

or as a parlay on this bet, guessing how many (more) gay guys hit on him as a result of the mustache.

Did you fly over my helmet?
 

Shaved this am. Starting fresh let the bets ensue. Will be posting a daily pic and reactions in my twitter.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

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