Well then,
The office is practically at a standstill. Futures are fucked. My MD is screaming sell on the phone to his family office.
Alas, for us, if tariffs prolong I rekon we’ll see lots of take private action AND if they last for over a year the restructuring guys will be having a ball.
What are the initial thoughts on the tariffs?
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That is sort of a joke but it is real in that companies might implement hiring freezes and then consider downsizing. The uncertainty is an issue for companies.
We are Fackin Qooked mate
First term he negotiated with them. Frankly, I’d like to see tariffs used to balance the scales. Will see what happens but I’m not exactly bullish on Hoover tactics.
Why would there be take privates? Who wants to finance LBOs when you don't know what tariff rates are?
It's early but we've definitely gotten busier on marketing in the last 4-6 weeks.
If shit gets cheap enough ....
did you guys see the chart? it's hilarious. the column that shows "tariffs" that other countries charge US is actually just a trade deficit (import minus export), which has nothing to do with tariffs.
I wanna restructure Google, MSFT, and Apple.
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My thinking is that I should hold off on trying to leave my employer who has never done a true layoff. Feels like even if tariffs get walked back, the threat is worse than the execution and that is going to freeze up hiring.
My proforma after my GC reprices my projects...
I'm down $22K today ... fackkkkkk
stfu man ur jokes aren;t funny you just say weird ass shit 24/7
drink some milk
Ur MD doesn;t have the multiple bns needed to setup a sfo lol
Did any of you retards think that maybe this was the point?
I thought all the billionaires in his admin would have been able to talk him out of committing economic suicide. Oh well.
My business was strong until about a week ago. The texts, emails and calls have slowed down considerably. I would be very surprised if employers in finance are going to continue to hire in the current environment. I do not work in IB, but what company is going to want to an IPO at the moment?
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