With Thanksgiving behind us, we've officially entered Christmas/Bonus season. Inevitably, I've begun receiving lists of the coolest stuff to give both men and women this year in a brazen attempt to get me to sell out and become a pitchman. Not that I'm opposed to the idea (as long as the money was right) but the fact is I just haven't seen anything that cool on these lists (with the possible exception of this nifty device).
I certainly hadn't come across anything that would inspire a banker, especially a banker with the first decent bonus check in two years burning a hole in his wallet. Then I remembered something my wife showed me a few months ago. Somehow, she knows one of the guys behind this deal or something and thought I would get a kick out of it.
I present to you THE MAN WALL, billed as the Taj Mahal of man necessities. Gone are the days of drinking warm PBR out of a leftover keg while watching an SEC team kick the shit out of your alma mater on a 22-inch dorm TV. You're a banker now, damnit, and you've earned the finer things in life! Like watching an SEC team kick the shit out of your alma mater on a 42-inch flat panel HDTV while enjoying a cigar and a frosty cold one from your own custom keg-erator.
This thing has it all:
- 42″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
- 3 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
- 1000 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
- DVD player with 5-CD changer
- iPod docking station
- 2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
- Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
- 1 year free service for sports ticker
- Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
- 1000 watt microwave oven
- 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
- 32-bottle wine rack
All that for $15,000 plus shipping. Plus there's the added satisfaction of knowing that this is the type of conspicuous consumption that's really gonna piss off the American taxpayer this year. I believe the bar has been raised, gentlemen, and no testosterone temple will be truly complete without a Man Wall. And, no, I didn't earn a penny to pitch this thing. It's just that fucking cool.
This might not be everyones forte, but If you're looking for cool gift idea's I recommend some of the cites I get ideas from.
http://www.dirjournal.com/shopping-journal/20-gadgets-that-innovate-ord… (the Post-A-Note Pen) is my fav from this list
http://www.lostvalues.com/ (the LFLECT wool scarf ) I actually own it. vintage, but innovative.
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/?gclid=COL8xKz_tJ4CFZQA4wodcERCmg&T=1259… (a bunch of things i'm sure you can find for anyone)
Enjoy & Happy XMas Shopping.
iwantoneofthose.com has the cheapest looking products that look like they are churned out of a grungy factory in China
I'm pretty sure HardKnockLife is kidding with those links.
Right?
Ummm....right???
No blu-ray player on the man wall?
A true banker would convert the sports ticker to a stock ticker during market hours.
This.
A true banker has a man wall in his office.
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