lol so many people there underestimate how scary it would be to take on a King Cobra in a fight.. those numbers are way off. 

 

That's the thing. If these animals don't have a risk of infection, I could beat many of them. Rats aren't inherently difficult to kill (in a fight where they aren't running away). It's just that you will get the rabies-covid-black-death.

 

I'd rather fight a Gorilla than a Shark.

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I mean, if I'm on land I'd rather fight the shark. In the water I think I could take a Gorilla. And by take I mean swim around while it tires itself out assuming it's deep water then go in once it's exhausted.

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