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Those 71% saying they could take a goose have never met a goose. Those things are out for blood at all times man, I wouldn’t be so sure.

 

I'd rather fight a Gorilla than a Shark.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I mean, if I'm on land I'd rather fight the shark. In the water I think I could take a Gorilla. And by take I mean swim around while it tires itself out assuming it's deep water then go in once it's exhausted.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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