Brainrotted our PE team
I’ve poisoned our office by introducing them to brainrot and now they won’t stop using it.
For context: I’m by far the youngest guy on the team and the entire office for that matter, so I’m obviously familiar with my generation’s lingo.
During a team dinner, a couple weeks ago, a partner pointed out that I and another member on the team are the only ones not married or in a committed relationship. He sort of vicariously asked what it’s like to be young and single.
He made a comment “man, I can’t imagine how much fun it must be at your age” and I mindlessly say to the 30 years my senior partner, “it sure is great, no shortage of huzz out there”.
Everyone looked puzzled and I realised what I’d said. They asked and I explained the term, eventually leading down the conversation route of me having to explain gen z brainrot terms and culture such as ”rizz”, “bruzz”, “mustard”, “fine shyt”, “mogging”, “aura farming”, etc.
They found it amusing and ever since I’ve had several instances of our team members using brainrot in the office.
The worst offence was a senior VP saying a fundraising deck I was making “needs to look rizzly”
Beyond that, I keep getting asked if I’m interested in having mustard anytime I eat, yesterday was asked if I can expect to see huzz this weekend and other silly remarks.
I’m kind of lost on what to do, advice?
that is fucking amazing man
This is peak job security
Man they played the really long game but China won. Fuck.
Lmao, your carry is cooked
Mike comments:
P12: +rizz?
P13: great job team I’m gooning to this slide fr 💯
P15: edit cap table to break out coinvestors into board members, mgmt, and Bill
P16: slide gets no huzz — see attached mockup of new version (vSydney Sweeney)
P17: aura farming — delete
P25: Advance case study is zesty 💅 — change to P3 from coinvest deck
P26: bro forgot new hire ramp adj in PF Adj EBITDA 💀 need to mog tf out of Golub
P30: add back chart on left for long term share price (incl NTM for comps)
P31: why is this TBU still? give me one margarita imma fire Ryan
P32: move to supplemental DD pack with model outputs
P50: gyatt (appendix) goes crazy — remove thematic slides to debloat
if someone replied to my work with gyatt I would lose it
When the counterparty never sends you gyatt :(
Thanks ChatGPT for this fun story!
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My son introduced Italian brainrot into my house and now I'm cooked. Assassanino Cappucino!
Cupcakearino Ballarino
Los Tralaleritos dicen Tralala!
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