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Do you even lift though? If you're not in the 1k club I think you're gonna have a tough time broski.

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion

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Looks like you’re only option is to try landing a big 4 exit and even that’s a stretch

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Associate 3 in IB-M&A

Are you actually looking for on-cycle 2025 chances? Finish your soph internship and go back to college confidential smh

Also you're missing that group is literally the #1 deciding factor and you don't even have your group yet. That, GPA, and your interviews are basically what decides it. No one gives a shit about you taking the CAIA or being in your campus fund

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Intern in IB - Cov

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Broadie is stuck in the matrix

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Intern in IB - Gen

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