Analyst won’t bring me my olive oil anymore

Hi all..I am an MD at a shop and my new Analyst is now refusing to bring me olive oil during my lunch time anymore. He use to do it no problem but is now giving me a hard time. I’ve been marking up his pitchbooks and models for shits and gigs with fake markups. At the end of the day, I just really want my olive oil during my lunch and as an MD that’s obviously not my responsibility to get it myself. Now during meetings with clients or execs they are expecting olive oil but no where to be found.

How do I approach this?

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Wow! this is a real crisis, just yesterday there was an analyst talking about having to get olive oil for their MD. This is a real divide these days. A gap in the generations. What ramifications will this have? At moments like these I turn to the esteemed Tai Lopez:

“To create real wealth, make someone else wealthy first. This is the law of the mentor/apprentice.” - Tai Lopez

thank you honorable Tai Lopez, we will reflect

 

Same here

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 
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Should've let this one sit long enough, maybe a week or two, long enough for everyone to forget about it. Then have come in with this post. People would've been like, "this sounds familiar" and then either remembered the previous post or looked it up and found the original post. A little better execution and the comedic timing would've been there, making this joke actually a good one in my opinion.

 

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