Analyst won’t bring me my olive oil anymore
Hi all..I am an MD at a shop and my new Analyst is now refusing to bring me olive oil during my lunch time anymore. He use to do it no problem but is now giving me a hard time. I’ve been marking up his pitchbooks and models for shits and gigs with fake markups. At the end of the day, I just really want my olive oil during my lunch and as an MD that’s obviously not my responsibility to get it myself. Now during meetings with clients or execs they are expecting olive oil but no where to be found.
How do I approach this?
Really low quality. Do better next time.
0/10
Pls fix thx
god this joke stinks on ice. amy schumer could've executed better
Should have just left it alone man...
Analyst: 1 MD: 0
Wow! this is a real crisis, just yesterday there was an analyst talking about having to get olive oil for their MD. This is a real divide these days. A gap in the generations. What ramifications will this have? At moments like these I turn to the esteemed Tai Lopez:
“To create real wealth, make someone else wealthy first. This is the law of the mentor/apprentice.” - Tai Lopez
thank you honorable Tai Lopez, we will reflect
You're learning, slugger. Keep up the great work.
Is this your first post around here, bud?
Horrendous effort. 0/10.
Just seeing the two competing thread titles, I thought this was funny...
Attempt/Idea: 10 Execution: 0
I still laughed tho..
Same here
He really should've batted this post around internally before he posted it. He really needed to really message the words to ensure a better execution.
Is your nickname inspired by the Ryan Higa video? Those were the good old days.
I thought it was funny!
Should've let this one sit long enough, maybe a week or two, long enough for everyone to forget about it. Then have come in with this post. People would've been like, "this sounds familiar" and then either remembered the previous post or looked it up and found the original post. A little better execution and the comedic timing would've been there, making this joke actually a good one in my opinion.
I disagree. If you wait too long then the joke has gone stale. It only works when the joke is going strong.
I chuckled.
In the good old days this disobedience would justify capital punishment.
who do these analysts think they are?
I laughed, pretty good lol.
yes someone say oil
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