I work in a Strip Club. I want to show off to my friends that I work for a big organisation, but my Bank Statement has salary transactions with the club name. What should I do?

 I work in a Strip Club. I want to show off to my friends that I work for a big organisation, but my Bank Statement has salary transactions with the club name. What should I do?

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I hear Marcus and Millichap is hiring. You just need to find time to record about 200 voicemails between 9am and 5pm on the weekdays. Shouldn't be to difficult since most of the strippers I know work nights.

 

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