Whats your FAVORITE FIRM NAME in the real estate or general investment space?
Any company name that stands out to you that you consider sexy? Starwood? Blackstone? Greystar? Carlyle?
Any company name that stands out to you that you consider sexy? Starwood? Blackstone? Greystar? Carlyle?
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EastDil
EastDil
You seem like a person who likes pickles
Blackcock
Curious what makes eastdil stand out to you all?
Cardone Capital, super sexy, really rolls off the tongue.
This is actually spot on ahah
Fortress
Trez Capital is the worst name imo… what does it even mean sounds like it’s on the border of being chaz/ chad capital
Best is Fortress or Apollo
Rich Uncle's REIT
Westbrook
Westbrick
Farallon, Cerberus, Heitman
PACTen Partners - love college sports
Howard Hughes Development (has nothing to do with the man, but reminds me of planes!)
Blacksand Capital
War Horse Capital (now called War Horse Cities)
Warburg Pincus
Crescent Heights
Crescent Real Estate
Zeus Living
Wolff Company
Peter Pan BMW (dealership but freaking memorable name; and someone’s real name too I think)
Given the political and risky entitlements process involved in real estate (where people hate you), best to not be too flashy. Don’t want the media headlines to get too creative.
I like
Fortress
PIM(P)CO
Any name associated with richest man in the world: Rothchild, JP Morgan, Rockefeller, Berkshire
Any name with a famous school in the name (but not affiliated): Ivanhoe Cambridge
Sovereign Wealth Funds sound powerful: GIC (Singapore)
Sci-Fi names: Vulcan Real Estate
Simple: Land & Houses PLC (Thailand/US)
Artemis
Remember Bentley Forbes? Rebranded as Hyundai Pennysaver......
Mike Hunt RE Sales
Thick Hawk Capital
Tip Of My Cock LLC
Shit out of my Ass Investment Partners
Piss My Pants Real Estate
Cum in My Tube Socks Tactical Opps Fund
Dildo in Ozymandias Ass Hole LP
I sincerely hope the LP there stands for "Limited Penetration"!
No, it was a PE fund for workforce housing. However, the fund never closed a deal because the principal refused to concede a single point during PSA and NDA negotiations.
Your Daughters Nudes on My Phone Capital Advisors
Joe Paterno Enabled Multiple Child Rapists Capital Advisory Group
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