ROAST MY RESUME. Pursuing IB (2026 SA).

This is my third time posting my resume here, and I've incorporated everyone's feedback. This is my final version after the revisions. (I left off my GPA since it's a 3.3.) Please be direct and straightforward with your feedback—no need to sugarcoat it. Thank you!

Resume

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The lines next to the dates on ur upcoming roles look weird. Maybe move location next to role name, and time frame up on right. Might not be the answer but do something abt the random straight lines

 

Line after final point in both skills and interests. You’re using the line like a semicolon or comma so I don’t think u need it there

 

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