Am I Cooked for SA 2029?
I'm a rising junior at a target high school (Exeter/Andover/Deerfield). I have a 4.0 GPA but only one internship on my resume so far at a regional bank this summer. Looking to recruit for BB/EB, have technicals down cold and working on Bloomberg certification, but I haven't started networking yet. I am also the President of Finance Club at my school and CEO of neighborhood lemonade stand.
With a strong GPA and extracurricular involvement, I'm hoping to have good chances for recruiting but the recruiting timeline concerns me for networking enough. Aiming for GS TMT/JPM RX. Do I stand a chance? Let me know.
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I won't be surprised if in 20 years GS is interviewing candidates fresh out of the womb
Heard they do OCR at the Mayo Clinic and other prestigious hospitals
By then we'll be obsolete. It will be AI running the show.
You are beyond cooked. I'd start looking for a nepo hire opportunity.
Thoughts on a 2-year stint at my aunt's insurance company -> M7 B-School?
Nice one, but also unironically, you can make a ton of money in commercial insurance.
Congrats on deerfield
Congrats on public school
Its unweighted. I was also born in a target hospital if that helps.
i really hope this is satire otherwise you’re a loser 💀
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Fucked it, may as well just recruit for Compliance or HR roles now
lol
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