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To answer your question, UVA is a prestigious university in Virginia.

Colombia is a country known for its previous cocaine supply.

Columbia is a prestigious university in New York.

 

Did I show any sort of sensitivity or anger? I have no affiliation with either school, but just kind of shocking you group together a massive (though quality) state school in UVA and Columbia. I'm guessing you don't go to the latter my friend!

 

Let me tell you something, you little prepubescent little shit. I didn't have the luxury of daddy paying my college tuition. I had to earn my fucking right to go to school. I took time off, worked my years, and at the end of the day, I still couldn't afford an ivy. It's fucking $50K a year for tuition alone.

So you're fucking right, it physically hurts me when a spoiled little shit like you thinks his good grades got him into a college, and not daddy's private tutors or money.

 

you're overplaying your petty resentment card about Daddy and this and that bro. It's ok 3-76 times. Now we're at 1,152. No one turns down parents who love them. NEXT ISSUE...

Matthew H. Greene
 

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