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I think he was being facetious. On a very-related note, I'm off to go pee in a cup and get fingerprinted myself for work.

Yesterday when I got the job my boss was like "Oh, I forgot to mention... drug test. Is that a problem?" I replied with "Do you have a cup?". He almost seemed shocked that I was okay to take it same day. I think I heard him mutter something about how much college has changed haha.

Patrick Bateman would eat Eddie Morra's lunch (and probably his brains).
 

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