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this is fucking retarded.
Not going to lie, I lol'ed. The day I glean psychology and neurobiology advice from Bloomberg/CNBC is going to be the day I'd rather die...
Agreed. The correlated 'rogue trader' traits/characteristics in the end were a fucking joke. I wonder if Paul Tudor Jones measures his testosterone levels before placing an order.
As do I, along with whether Louis Bacon gets his brain scanned every morning during bear markets to make sure his "caution center" is activated...y'know, so he could properly avoid those losses
that screen is awesome!
I hear GS does brain scans when interviewing
Maybe they should just start draining our balls at the beginning of the day so they can make sure we wont be overly risky.
This shit is fucking retarded but I did think of one incidentally interesting tidbit from this otherwise completely worthless drivel:
The correlation of testosterone to profitability may help to explain why this is such a male dominated profession...
Also, did anyone notice that on that testosterone/PnL chart there was no part that showed 'the point where the testosterone begins to adversely effect PnL"
They just made that bullshit up haha
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