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interesting

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Macro Arbitrage Agreed. The correlated 'rogue trader' traits/characteristics in the end were a fucking joke. I wonder if Paul Tudor Jones measures his testosterone levels before placing an order.

As do I, along with whether Louis Bacon gets his brain scanned every morning during bear markets to make sure his "caution center" is activated...y'know, so he could properly avoid those losses

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Maybe they should just start draining our balls at the beginning of the day so they can make sure we wont be overly risky.

This shit is fucking retarded but I did think of one incidentally interesting tidbit from this otherwise completely worthless drivel:

The correlation of testosterone to profitability may help to explain why this is such a male dominated profession...

Also, did anyone notice that on that testosterone/PnL chart there was no part that showed 'the point where the testosterone begins to adversely effect PnL"

They just made that bullshit up haha

 

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