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Most of them have already been mentioned. Some other cliches:

"Buy high, sell higher." "Losers average losses." "The market is always right."

I win here, I win there...
 

"Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" -Keynes

One of my favorites, and something you should always keep in mind.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

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