A job requires me to tell a great knock knock joke to be considered.... help me out here

Associate 1 in PE - Growth

Someone plz give me a good knock knock joke that is funny but not corny. I need to make a good impression and I SUCK at knock knock jokes

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Apr 7, 2019

Knock Knock who's there interrupting cow interrupting cow w- MOOOOOO

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Apr 7, 2019

Out of curiosity, what firm are you applying to?

I'd go for something innocuous (no toilet humour) and somewhat witty / relevant (as witty as a knock-knock joke can be at least).

Knock-knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a real nice place you got here.

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Apr 8, 2019

Agreed,

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yo-duh-lay-hee
Yo-duh-lay-hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Or if you think they'll get it, I like this one:

Knock Knock. *
Who's there?
*To

To Who?
To Whom

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers

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Apr 7, 2019

You: "I've got a great one, but you have to start it"
Interviewer: "Okay..... Knock-knock"
You: "Come in!"

Numbers are history, and businesses are historians.

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Apr 7, 2019

You: knock knock
Interviewer: Who's there?
You: You're hired.
Interviewer: You're hired...
You: interrupts thank you; I won't let you and the team down.

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  • Associate 1 in PE - Growth
Apr 12, 2019

I will definitely use this.

Apr 8, 2019

knock knock
me: come back with a warrant

(no one knocks but the cops, it's 2019)

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Apr 8, 2019

The KGB will wait for no one!

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Apr 9, 2019

Give King Kai my regards

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Apr 12, 2019

Knock knock. Who's there? Bond? Bond who? James Bond

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Apr 12, 2019

You: knock knock
Interviewer: Who's there?
You: Pizza delivery
Interviewer: But I didn't order a pizza?
You: Oh I think you did

You know what to do from here. FYI, typically helps if interviewer is recent divorcee, cougar or the dude from the Fyre festival doc

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Apr 13, 2019

You: why did the chicken cross the road
Interviewer: idk
You: to get to the idiots house
You: knock knock
Interviewer: who's there
You: the chicken
Interviewer: get out

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Apr 13, 2019

best thread ever

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Apr 14, 2019
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