Americans and Chinese people have more in common than you think

Lots of cringe sino-phobic and CCP shill comments recently. Little do you know, American and Chinese people have a lot more in common than you think.

If you're either American or Chinese, you have these in common:

1) You're both stereotyped to be loud and unrefined people who thinks the rest of the world speaks your language.

2) You both don't give a flying fuck about the rest of the world (nor do you care).

3) You both think your countries are GOAT.

4) You're both likely obese.

5) The rest of the world hates your country.

EDIT: Oh I forgot, you both like to preach on online forums how "amazing" and "sacred" your values are. 

EDIT 2: And you're both going to throw MS at this.

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Comments (25)

Jan 5, 2021 - 11:06pm

Yankee Doodle

who cares

I concur.

SafariJoe, wins again!
Jan 5, 2021 - 9:39pm

You OK man? I will add:

1. Both shitty tourists. China is winning in recent years.

2. Both bad at geography.

3. Both bad at history.

4. Both need to rate Dilraba Dilmurat 10.

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Jan 5, 2021 - 9:43pm

More:

1. Huge wealth gap in both countries.

2. Rich people are annoying as fuck in general.

3. No such thing as old money.

5. Short history (thanks to Cultural Revolution in China).

6. Young generations are fucked as hell.

This can actually be a fun thread.

Jan 5, 2021 - 10:33pm

OP is not a shill for CPP. However, I'm increasingly tired of lazy political arguments where people feel the need to equate things that are not the same or equal in order to defend their positions/political parties/countries. This lame tactic is just getting beat to death on online forums.

Jan 5, 2021 - 11:06pm

By that logic, I supported Biden in this election. So I must be a Socialist SJW Antifa soldier right?

Oh but I supported Republican candidates in all the local elections so am I a Trump-loving, oil-burning, racist?

That's some quantum mechanics level shit right there. I'm two different persons at the same time and when you try to observe me I'm gonna randomly appear to be one of the 2?

Muh.

Jan 5, 2021 - 11:06pm

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