Any monkeys in NYC have time to kill this July?

Title pretty much says it all. I'll be in NYC for all of July, and have boatloads of time to kill before work ends all hopes I ever had of having a life. There must be a metric arse-ton of you guys in this city. Anyone up to shoot the shit?

And now, on to Craigslist Personals...

 
brandon st randy:
Which neighborhood are you staying at? If you are somewhere downtown we can meet up sometime. I will be away the second half of July but have free time until then.

Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

JDawg:
hell yea dude. meet me tomorrow night at 11:30pm by the dumpster in the alleyway on 54th between 8th and 9th. I'll bring the condoms

You know you want to raw dog it, brah.

 
Angus Macgyver:
Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
BlackHat:
Angus Macgyver:
Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

BH remember that 1 time we dropped acid in the park and woke up in jersey, u were dressed like a tranny and i had that penis face tat... shi cray
 
swagon:
BlackHat:
Angus Macgyver:
Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

BH remember that 1 time we dropped acid in the park and woke up in jersey, u were dressed like a tranny and i had that penis face tat... shi cray

Was that the night we ate that dude's face?

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
BlackHat:
swagon:
BlackHat:
Angus Macgyver:
Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

BH remember that 1 time we dropped acid in the park and woke up in jersey, u were dressed like a tranny and i had that penis face tat... shi cray

Was that the night we ate that dude's face?

Nah that was the next night after we shot up krokodil. Overall it was a fun Drug Week 2011 - lets do it again this fall.
 

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