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packmate

hahaha, wish this was longer

Pun intended

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

Need moar.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

This is fucking epic.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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