Babydick Capital Investor Presentation
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I died at the last slide:
"Auditor: Trust me"
Hahaha love this. +1
+1
That's some great slides!
lol
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This is amazing. I'm still short on Lindsay Lohan though - I'd only consider covering after a couple more DUIs.
Pure gold.
SB
FIFY
You win the internet for a while OP. +1
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Romance: A BCG Analysis
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At least they're straight to the point. What's their employee email format?
+1, but I'm concerned about the lack of "stacking paper". "Getting paper" without "making it rain" or something similar is a red flag imo.
Still love it, haha.
Slow clap...
Bro how do I get in on this
Loved this Line: "+$23 Arby’s gift cards"
"Turbo-Leverage" haha
Step 4: Employ turbo-leverage for capital explosion
+1'd and tweeted. Genius.
Classic!
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i opened this fully expecting an awful troll post
I left with insane knowledge of what investing really is
SB for BD
Ahahahaha. SB'd
When will the reporters pick this up so you can get some institutional money up in that bitch?
I died laughing. Best presentation ever.
Not a single word on their direct competitor, Muhcoochie Capital.
make more of these!
Turbo leverage for capital explosion got me pretty good lol
Alright I feel I missed out on something. Anyone fill me in?
Damn, why was this deleted? Did the firm go under already? There goes my full-time offer from BDC...
Solicitation of public funds
lol
Yeah What? Can anyone mirror what this was somehow?
For those who missed out on the (amazing) pitchbook, PM me.
Hysterical
who the filly fuck took the presentation down?
OP = BlackHat?
This was the gold that has since been deleted for some reason: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/files/BDC%20Presentation.pdf
I wish I could pretend this was me
Who would throw monkey shit at this post? What an idiot...
Thread lives
This is amazing +1
Hiiiiiilarious. "Fuck U Pandora! Y Won't You DIE?!"
I got a cramp from laughing too hard. Thanks for nothing lol.
Amazing
made my day! especially cause i'm supposed to be preparing a funding proposal right now. Cheers!
I like this +1. Haha
Domicile/Structure - US/Cayman Master-Feeder (Mom)
Haha, well done.
Brilliant.
hahaha this is too good!
"Identify misunderstood companies, with clear cataracts for value realization" I love it
Please put me in touch with Investor Relations.
Hahaha.
This is permanently saved on my computer, for reference. Clearly this is the gold standard. I figure once I get my HF started, I should be able to copy + paste and basically have my pitch.
Seriously though...I almost fell off the fucking couch reading this. I love it.
Holy shit, what happened to the cow?
Awesome.
I'm crying.
Beautiful deck.
Still got that Pandora short BD?
Absolute gold!
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