Bachelor Party in Detroit - AM I FU*&ED?

Monkeys, we seem to have a bit of a problem here.

Buddy of mine has just decided to have his bachelor party in Detroit (I know WTF right), but I am in need of some help once again. What the hell is there to do in this god forsaken city to make sure this place never forgets our presence?

No, I do not feel like going to jail, but lets hear what you one trick ponies can come up with.

Thx in advance!

 
Best Response

you should all get hammered and then sneak onto the Ford assembly line and build a car. Not like the quality will be any less than their current product.

26 Broadway where's your sense of humor?
 

hmmm.. this is a bit of a tough one although certainly doable. The city has cleaned up quite a bit over the past few years and there's been an influx of younger people with tech moving in a bit, etc. There are a number of good restaurants around and other than that it obviously has all of the major market sports and entertainment. Not really sure about the nightlife but you're not too far away from some big schools, depending on how old you are and if you guys want to do campus bars. I imagine there would have to be some decent car related stuff too (race track?) as the North American guys all have their test tracks around there and I think there is a NASCAR event at the Michigan speedway. NASCAR isn't really my thing but I've heard it's really just a shitshow so you don't have to watch much NASCAR anyway.

Out of curiosity, why did your buddy pick Detroit?

 

This works under the assumption that any other city you have ever been to gives a fuck about your presence. Hint: it doesn't.

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