Monkeys, we seem to have a bit of a problem here.
Buddy of mine has just decided to have his bachelor party in Detroit (I know WTF right), but I am in need of some help once again. What the hell is there to do in this god forsaken city to make sure this place never forgets our presence?
No, I do not feel like going to jail, but lets hear what you one trick ponies can come up with.
Thx in advance!
Damn. That's a tough one. I'd try tweeting at Kid Rock and ICP for suggestions.
you should all get hammered and then sneak onto the Ford assembly line and build a car. Not like the quality will be any less than their current product.
I was thinking bonging a beer on the pitching mound of Comerica Park, but I like this idea much better. Let's continue in this direction.
Straight out of the Johnny Cash song "One Piece at a Time"
Visit 8 mile
8 mile is for the birds, nothing flashy or memorable about it from what I hear. Just a ton of med mary jane dispos and used car dealerships
Yeah, it's literally just a street, not much unlike any other major street in the midwest.
Don't forget to pack some of mom's spaghetti
Reenact scenes from the new movie "Detroit" in their actual locations.
hmmm.. this is a bit of a tough one although certainly doable. The city has cleaned up quite a bit over the past few years and there's been an influx of younger people with tech moving in a bit, etc. There are a number of good restaurants around and other than that it obviously has all of the major market sports and entertainment. Not really sure about the nightlife but you're not too far away from some big schools, depending on how old you are and if you guys want to do campus bars. I imagine there would have to be some decent car related stuff too (race track?) as the North American guys all have their test tracks around there and I think there is a NASCAR event at the Michigan speedway. NASCAR isn't really my thing but I've heard it's really just a shitshow so you don't have to watch much NASCAR anyway.
Out of curiosity, why did your buddy pick Detroit?
Thanks for the help, my buddy decided to pick Detroit because he is originally from Michigan. We went to undergrad together out in the midwest.
Go to Windsor and gamble.
This is something I'll need to look into, who says we can't burn down two cities in one night!?
That might make a lot of sense. Also, strip clubs in Windsor are A+. Good talent, full show and relatively reasonable prices compared to other bachelor party destinations.
Buy up a whole block and get some go carts. Or just steal cars. You'll blend in better that way anyway.
A little grand theft auto in viva las Detroit? I like where your heads at with this one
My college roommates and I made a drunk decision to drive there from Philly on a Saturday night to catch a Birds game last year
We went to Coliseum. It's legit.
I think Bazookies is the one that some of my friends have been throwing around, but I'll keep my eyes open for that one. Thanks man!
This works under the assumption that any other city you have ever been to gives a fuck about your presence. Hint: it doesn't.
When you bring an entire city to it's knees, begging for mercy at 7am, you think it forgets that night? I think not.
I haven't heard this story yet but I can already tell that's not what happened.
down 8 beers and swim across the detroit river http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/drunk-man-attempts-swim-across-d…
I think its the undertow of the river (from being a shipping port) that will suck you under, probably not the direction I want to go in here, but I like the creativity!
I'm going to a wedding there in September. I'm thinking that makes me eligible for veteran benefits at some point.
That's Chiraq you're thinking of.
Engage in several rap battles after underestimating your own rhyming abilities.
no idea if there are beaches like in chicago, but you could bring some beach games for partying during the day, maybe see some music at night. but I second the above: go into canada and gamble, maybe get a hooker.
I believe they do have spots by the river that assimilate beaches so I like the idea! Other ideas are also right up my alley, so I'm looking into those
if not everyone's a golfer, this is a good move. bocce, cornhold, spikeball, or just getting smashed by a body of water is always a good choice.
Buy some sledgehammers, get blackout drunk, and go spread some urban renewal to any of the abandoned blocks.
Hahah this is perfect, I can really see this going over well as I'm pitching it to all the guys...."Guys. We each need....SLEDGEHAMMERS!"
All joking aside, stay in Greektown. Its right downtown with lots of bars and casinos. I felt pretty safe walking around when I was there last year.
Yup, I think we are staying close to Greektown, good call!
BUMP - Anyone else have some ideas!?
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