Can someone confirm this? “London GS and BX Summer Analysts urinate on a Nomura SA
Hey everyone,
Can someone confirm this? I have been hearing this story all summer. Apparently a Goldman and Blackstone SA urinated on a Nomura intern when he was passed out outside of a Mayfair club in London this summer.
Can someone confirm this pls? I am afraid of going to a lesser BB or MM bank for the summer if this is the case.
I don't think they pissed on him because he interned at Nomura. He was passed out drunk around other drunks in London. Londoner's would piss on Jamie Dimon if he were black out drunk on the street or in a club. It's London.
From what I hear the guy wore his Nomura merch (cap, id card, vest) on a night out and was then pissed on, and deservedly so.
Unless you're into urinating and golden showers I'd stay away from Nomura.
wait really? lol haven't heard of it lol
Haha, no not really. It was just a joke.
This doesn't really happen. Like if anyone who is interning at one of those places is so up their own ass to do this, they deserve to be taken out back and shot. Even if it did happen, I doubt it could have been cus of Nomura. Like if they went to a club, how tf does this tool think its a good idea to wear his banks gear. Loser central.
Whoa strong words for someone anti gun ?
Just cus I don't think we need a heavily armed population and believe that something needs to be done about all of these massacres (which somehow puts me in a minority) doesn't mean I don't believe in a little street justice from time to time.
I think the simple resolution regarding your fear would be to not drunkenly pass out in a common public area wearing any bank's merch...
"I am afraid of going to a lesser BB or MM bank for the summer if this is the case."
You got to be kidding me? Smh...
Hey man, some people pay for the pleasure.
"Your ad said you do wet work" "Yes I urinate on other men for money"
A+ reference
Bro why not just go work at GS or BX and then YOU get to decide who to pee on
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