Can someone confirm this? “London GS and BX Summer Analysts urinate on a Nomura SA

Hey everyone,

Can someone confirm this? I have been hearing this story all summer. Apparently a Goldman and Blackstone SA urinated on a Nomura intern when he was passed out outside of a Mayfair club in London this summer.

Can someone confirm this pls? I am afraid of going to a lesser BB or MM bank for the summer if this is the case.

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Jul 31, 2019 - 9:06am

From what I hear the guy wore his Nomura merch (cap, id card, vest) on a night out and was then pissed on, and deservedly so.

Unless you're into urinating and golden showers I'd stay away from Nomura.

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.

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Aug 13, 2019 - 3:44am

Haha, no not really. It was just a joke.

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.

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Jul 31, 2019 - 9:19am

This doesn't really happen. Like if anyone who is interning at one of those places is so up their own ass to do this, they deserve to be taken out back and shot. Even if it did happen, I doubt it could have been cus of Nomura. Like if they went to a club, how tf does this tool think its a good idea to wear his banks gear. Loser central.

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Aug 13, 2019 - 9:10am

Just cus I don't think we need a heavily armed population and believe that something needs to be done about all of these massacres (which somehow puts me in a minority) doesn't mean I don't believe in a little street justice from time to time.

Dayman?
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Aug 12, 2019 - 5:11pm

Hey man, some people pay for the pleasure.

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Aug 12, 2019 - 5:30pm

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"Yes I urinate on other men for money"

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Aug 14, 2019 - 5:08pm

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