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Only if you're black. White men look retarded in them.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
OreosOnly if you're black. White men look retarded in them.

Make sure the jacket has at least 5 buttons on the front and that it stops at your knees.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
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OreosOnly if you're black. White men look retarded in them.

Make sure the jacket has at least 5 buttons on the front and that it stops at your knees.

Regards

LOL Racist.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
IlliniProgrammerOnly if you are also wearing a top hat, carrying a cane, and charging folks $2000 for landing on your hotel on Boardwalk.

LOL

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LOL Wall Street 2 was written by some idiot who basically combined every financial meltdown cliche phrase in existance. It was the must horrendous POS movie about the finance world I've ever seen. Even the lead actress (Gekko's daughter) was some hideous boy-looking troll. As for 3-piece suits, they're now worn by the 50+ crowd and douchebaggy wanna-bes...and our chocolate brethren.

 
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sheraLOL Wall Street 2 was written by some idiot who basically combined every financial meltdown cliche phrase in existance. It was the must horrendous POS movie about the finance world I've ever seen. Even the lead actress (Gekko's daughter) was some hideous boy-looking troll. As for 3-piece suits, they're now worn by the 50+ crowd and douchebaggy wanna-bes...and our chocolate brethren.

If that's the case, don't EVER watch "Krach," you might actually KYS.

There's literally a scene where he charts global warming trends and then uses them as a chart pattern for the S&P. I wanted to go on a killing spree.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

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