I dodged it last year because of COVID, but I fear I wont be able to this year. It's huge in my office - everyone participates. But my dirty secret is that I can't really grow facial hair. The best I could do after a month is a kid toucher looking moustache, which obviously isn't ideal. I've beefn trying to come up with a gameplan for weeks now, and my current idea is basically as follows:
1. Beginning now, I will periodically shave all hair from my underarms / chest / more intimate areas etc. and store that hair in glass jars
2. The jars will all be labeled by hair length. I will meticulously sort the hairs by length into the appropriate jars.
3. When November rolls around, I should have a wide range of hairs all stored and sorted by length
4. I will use crazy glue to glue the hairs to my face starting November 1, starting with the shortest hairs and then gradually going up in length.
By the end of the month I will have a huge badass Movember beard and my colleagues will respect me. Does this sound like a good plan? My only worry is that I won't be able to harvest enough hair. I've considered putting out an ad on craigslist to see if any hairy guy will let me have their body hair instead, but that's more of a last resort.
Thanks guys!
What the fuck
Flawless plan. Make sure to use gorilla glue for stronger adhesion!
Lmao
We don't do Movember. Mainly because of our clients and how we'd come across.
This is the definition of a foolproof plan. Go get em tiger.
We do no nut November
Lol can you imagine how irritable the entire team would be by the end?
Haha spot on - not a team you want to be at
Best thing to do is occasionally sprinkle the shavings around the office
Just mention mustache rides every chance you get to make it less awkward.
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