Does anyone else's bank participate in "no-shave November"?

I dodged it last year because of COVID, but I fear I wont be able to this year. It's huge in my office - everyone participates. But my dirty secret is that I can't really grow facial hair. The best I could do after a month is a kid toucher looking moustache, which obviously isn't ideal. I've beefn trying to come up with a gameplan for weeks now, and my current idea is basically as follows:

1. Beginning now, I will periodically shave all hair from my underarms / chest / more intimate areas etc. and store that hair in glass jars

2. The jars will all be labeled by hair length. I will meticulously sort the hairs by length into the appropriate jars.

3. When November rolls around, I should have a wide range of hairs all stored and sorted by length

4. I will use crazy glue to glue the hairs to my face starting November 1, starting with the shortest hairs and then gradually going up in length.

By the end of the month I will have a huge badass Movember beard and my colleagues will respect me. Does this sound like a good plan? My only worry is that I won't be able to harvest enough hair. I've considered putting out an ad on craigslist to see if any hairy guy will let me have their body hair instead, but that's more of a last resort. 

Thanks guys!